Now we think this definitely calls for a boys v girls set-up, and we want to know who is the meanest. We can’t believe that the universal and comparatively innocent game of football has been transformed into something so deliciously evil.
Electric Shock Football (yes, this is for real!) turns fans and friends into puppet masters, players into weak victims and it becomes the most FUN you have ever had on a footie pitch if you like being crippled by random shocks of muscle-limpening electricity…or watching it happen.
There’s some rather S&M about this new craze that is sweeping the group activity trends, but pain is good right?
Basically you are set up as opposing footie teams as normal, but that’s where the ‘normal’ ends. Each player has a pulser strapped around one arm or leg and the control for each pulser is held by who you thought was your mates back in the control room. They send a short little shock to your pulser whenever they like, rendering your limb momentarily limp and you either crumpling to the ground or looking like you’re asking to go to the loo.
Makes no difference if you have the ball, in goal, tackling, shooting a penalty or happily dribbling away to rival Ronaldo (yes ladies, we know you dribble over Ronaldo) – they’re in charge and you’ll be taken down in your prime.
Don’t worry, there’s no permanent damage – only to your pride. You’re up and running again in seconds. Something tells me you’ll be keen to swap to the bench and get your own back very quickly in this devilishly funny, mischievously masochistic and incredibly addictive activity. So remember, what goes around comes around with a very short sharp shock!