The majority of Premier League football managers have a very short shelf life and some don’t even make it to the end of the season, so Best Men Be Aware and don’t get sacked before the stag do.

It’s a huge honour being asked to be a best man and organising the stag do should be the highlight, so do a decent job or you might get the sack.

First things first, I would suggest you use a professional stag do organiser such as DesignaVenture, they will make your job 90% easier.

Secondly, make sure he has a great stag weekend, be his wing man, if he wants a drink make sure he gets one, if he needs food urgently, get yourself to Macdonalds and feed him, if he needs to make a phone call ask which make of smart phone he would like to use, you get me drift.

Thirdly, what goes on tour, stays on tour – make sure no stories gets back to the bride about the stag do, I am not talking about unfaithful behaviour, I am talking about other stories which may freak her out, 99% of stags stay faithful so stick that in your pipe and smoke it Daily Mail readers.

Fourthly, as Best man your job is more then just arranging the stag do, namely looking after the Bridesmaids, enough said.