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Our possible new PM for 2010, David Cameron has revealed he attended a stag do a few days before commencing with the Conservative election campaign.

Apparently half of the stag party were recovering alcoholics and drug addicts, “Half the table was dry, either AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) or NA (Narcotics Anonymous), and the other half of the table were very politely having a glass of wine,” Mr Cameron said.

Supposedly David described the night as one of the most responsible and civilised stag dos he has ever been on. The location of the stag do is not known

Mr Fawcess (the groom to be) is marrying the Tory leader’s younger sister Clair just 10 days before polling day.

The attendees of the stag party are unknown apart from David Cameron and Jem Fawcess (David’s soon to be brother in law), however on Mr Fawcess FaceBook page he has a mixture of friends including a trance DJ from Ibiza and a banker from New York.